I have found that I have been keeping a page from the Lifeline Magazine (January 1998 issue) featuring this list. I am not sure now why I kept this material then but if it is for my love of chocolates or for the humor that this 20 reasons gives.. am sure you'll have a fun time going through this.
Read on.. :-)
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
4. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
7. If you bit the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without any disapproval.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare chocolate off.
10. You can have chocolate on your desk during work hours without upsetting your workmates or getting fired.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs from chocolate.
13. With chocolate, there is no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't produce little chocolates nine months later.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. One chocolate doesn't get jealous if it sees you having another chocolate.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate, size doesn't matter. It's always good.
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